SLR Tuning

Slayer vs EJR Performance

The lies continue today with this cherry of a video. Slayer claiming he  started in second gear but you can see him immediately shift as racing  begins.  Either way he was destroyed but he keeps saying EJR denied him a  race when that just isn't true.  Slayer said he wasn't geared for the races so SLAYER denied racing EJR.

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Multiple Sources Confirm Slayer "Tunes" with a GS-911

What is a GS-911 Diagnostic Tool? What Can it Do?

 HEX Code is the developer of GS-911, a Diagnostic Tool for BMW  Motorcycles. This specialized tool enables you to browse and clear your  bike's fault codes, in addition to offering further niche solutions. The  GS-911 consists of an intelligent electronic interface in  combination with PC and mobile software (iOS and Android) making this  tool adventure's perfect portable companion. 


Basic functions include:

  •  Read and Clear Fault Codes -- Reset Service Reminders
  •  Control Unit Information -- View Sensor Values Log & Graph Live Values 
  •  Component Function Test -- Component Calibration Adaption Reset and Relearn  
  •  Basic Coding Bleed Tests 
  • Changing MPH to KPH and Much More


What can't it do?

  • TUNING IN ANY CAPACITY!!


The GS-911 also comes in a yellow color so if you see Slayer pull up with a laptop that has a GS-911 duct taped to it and he claims he "tuned" your bike.  Please send us a picture of the setup!  We would love to see it.

Sent To Us From a Customer That Got Scammed

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Comparing Tables

This customer had a little more sense than the average person.  They went to another tuner to compare a stock file to the Slayer file on the ECU.  BOTH WERE EXACTLY THE SAME.  He charges people for no tune at all.  He pretends to hook up a couple things with a laptop then changes MPH to KPH to "unlock" the speedo.

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Things Get Heated

After Slayer is cornered he lashes out like a rabbit, inbred dog.  After the customer asks for proof, Slayer refuses to provide any.  Instead he chooses to talk down to his own customer and try to point the finger.  Anything to get the spotlight away from the fact that he just stole money from this guy.  Nothing of what he says is true.  He doesn't know stock timing, he doesn't know the stoichiometric value of MS109 and calls his customer a "fucking miserable pos".  Slayer's customer service is definitely the best in the business LOL.

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Slayer Goes Silent

With no argument to stand on, Slayer stops responding to his own customer and still refuses to provide any proof of the work he claimed to do.

Slayer Fails to Tune Again.. And Again

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How Impressive Is the ZX-10?

Surviving a "tune" like this only tells us how much abuse the ZX-10R can actually take.  What an incredible bike!  This is an example of Slayer's tuning.  I truly think he has a cat or other sort of biped (possibly his wife Elizabeth) just walk on the numpad to make a fueling and timing map.  There are literally 8 year old children that fingerpaint while they eat Elmer's Glue and paint chips that can do a better job tuning than this.

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The Real Tuner Gives His Two Cents

Nick's Performance Tuning says the bike wasn't even rideable.  This means a stock tune is better than Slayer's tuning.  As they say, be careful who you take your motorcycle to.  Franklin "Mace" Diaz (Slayer) is about as toxic as a urinal cake in a Chernobyl.

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Another Slayer Cherry!

Further proof that Slayer is the worst thing to happen to the United States since food in buckets is this is a 2013 BMW S1000RR with one of Slayer's back lot gas station tunes.  We believe he shares this gas station parking lot with other "ladies of the night".  He's also there so no one can spot him.  He's not exactly the most liked person in Florida. Customer says Slayer "connected cables to the bike and his laptop then flashed the bike in two minutes".  Anyone that's flashed these bikes knows that two minutes is impossibly fast.  Let's check the dyno graph to see how it did.. Oh, it's stock power and stock AFR (air fuel ratio).  He charged this man $350 for a ghost tune!  He also, allegedly, offered a "half and half" for $20 after the transaction.  A man's gotta eat, right?... I mean it's hard to call him a man.  It's almost like he's an early draft of a man made with no self-respect or an IQ.  Where God got lazy and started picking up parts from the uneven pile to make that mangled skeleton.  More like a 12 year old boy trapped in the body of a 12 year old girl. 

Slayer Losing.. AGAIN

Slayer losing in typical fashion.  This time to a 2014 GSXR.  God himself could be riding that GSXR and wouldn't pass a stock S1000RR.  Slayer somehow manages to lose the only way he knows how, spectacularly.  SLIAR needs your HELP!

SLAYER THREATENS LOCAL TUNERS LIFE IN VOICEMAIL

The tuner Slayer threatened provided us with this voicemail.  This was crucial in getting a restraining order approved with the court.  In it  you'll hear Slayer (Franklin 'Mace' Diaz) call the tuner and threaten their life multiple times.  Slayer thought he was smooth by using a  voice changer... but Slayer called the tuner from his own personal number.   Can't hide from phone records.  Slayer is not allowed to own any guns  at this point and had to surrender all weapons to the County Sheriff. 

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tHE wOMAN bEHIND tHE wOMAN

The Person That Married a Fraud

We had someone sneak us this photo of the creature married to Franklin 'Mace' Diaz.  This is Elizabeth (responds to Paige).  


She initially called someone her and her husband thought owned this website.  The person she contacted gave us the rundown of her role in all this.  Attempting to impersonate an attorney based in San Francisco, Paige called and threatened legal action to a person that she and her husband (Frankie Mace) believed to run this site.  We called the law firm she fraudulently represented and they said it's a crime to impersonate an attorney.  We have since forwarded that law firm all of Frank and Elizabeth's information.  They are currently looking into various avenues of prosecution.


As you can see from the photo provided to us, Elizabeth stands about 2 feet tall and has a trimmed "goatee" and lettuce colored teeth.  Her necrotic skin color and cottage cheese filled cactus's she refers to as "thighs" are held together by her red Payless Pumps she wedges herself into everyday.  


You can see the conviction in her eyes and she clops around on the counter of the witness stand.  Quite a site to behold.


If found, please contact your local ASPCA ( The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals).  They would like to tranq and tag her for further research. 


Known associates: "The Creature Gollum" from The Shire of Middle Earth and Franklin 'Mace' Diaz (husband)

Slayer is Trying To Get This Website Shut Down

Slayer is trying to track down who started the SlayerTuning.com website but continuously fails. This VM was sent to us. You can see he’s trying to nail anyone for the website at this point. The voicemail came from a “No Caller ID” number, there’s no call back number either. Upon further investigation, we found the law firm does exist but they have no record of this case at all. They said this was 100% fraudulent. No attorney would just randomly call. They would send a letter and do things properly. This is desperation at its finest. The woman can’t even say correct legal terms, “defamation page”... huh? GTFO LMAO. Hear the voicemail below. Support our web page! Tell all your friends :)

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Slayer "secrets"

Slayer On His Bikes Setup

 The tuning fraud and thief known as "Slayer" lying about his setup.  Talks about his Texas Speed Cams, a lot of made up shit (LOL), and even says someone else tuned the bike.


UPDATE: Slayer has claimed copyright to this video for the sole purpose of getting it taken down from this site.  If anyone would like to see the video, click the link.  You're able to view or download it.  

VIEW OR DOWNLOAD VIDEO

If you would like to download and share this video, feel free to!

Frank loves mace!

After Frank loses a race, he gets into a physical altercation.. loses, then calls the police and threatens the other rider with mace.  UPDATE: Frank flagged this video so YouTube made us use their automatic blurring tool to block out his face... except you can see his face a lot when the tool isn't aligned right.  Bless you, YouTube LOLOLOL.

Slayer Doesn't Have a Website so His Customers Come here

Legit Slayer Customer Emails Us!!

Someone went to OUR website and actually emailed inquiring about a retune. This person obviously wasn't valedictorian of their high school.. or even their kindergarten for that matter. I've actually had small dogs that could draft a better email with less grammar errors. ..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Our First Reply

Short first response. Wanted this person to understand that anyone tuning with Slayer is endangering their motorcycle's engine. Straight to the point with an extra order of salt on the side. I inquired about the motorcycle so I could refer him to a shop that actually does decent work and won't blow it up. ..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Our Second Reply

With the first reply I wanted to keep it short and sweet. Get the point across and be done with it.. but where's the fun in that? It was a lot more fun to really lay it on thick and possibly get a reply of "WTF" or a similar variation. I actually laughed for a few minutes just writing the email. Now Slayer (Frankie Mace) actually does landscaping work and I'm pretty sure his mouth does just more than talk when he sees a sweaty $20. The fake movie titles really had me dying for a little. After I sent this, I said to myself, "no way this person reads this and still figures it's actually Slayer... I thought wrong. Do you ever just think to yourself, "how stupid can a person be". This person answered! Scroll down. ..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

He Still Wants a Tune!! LOL

My mouth literally dropped to the floor when I saw this email come through. Check the timestamps on the emails. Unlike Slayer's horsepower claims, this is completely legit. It's obvious this isn't the smartest person on the planet but damn.. I literally spelled it out for person and they're still completely clueless. I've since emailed this person to literally say "this isn't Slayer, please find someone that actually know what they're doing". I'll chalk this one up the Hanlon's Razer. For those of you unfamiliar with the aphorism, "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity." ..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Can Slayer Tune? Hell No

Slayer tuning his friends Kawasaki.  Nick from Nick's Performance can't believe what he's seeing in the file.

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