We had someone sneak us this photo of the creature married to Franklin 'Mace' Diaz. This is Elizabeth (responds to Paige).
She initially called someone her and her husband thought owned this website. The person she contacted gave us the rundown of her role in all this. Attempting to impersonate an attorney based in San Francisco, Paige called and threatened legal action to a person that she and her husband (Frankie Mace) believed to run this site. We called the law firm she fraudulently represented and they said it's a crime to impersonate an attorney. We have since forwarded that law firm all of Frank and Elizabeth's information. They are currently looking into various avenues of prosecution.
As you can see from the photo provided to us, Elizabeth stands about 2 feet tall and has a trimmed "goatee" and lettuce colored teeth. Her necrotic skin color and cottage cheese filled cactus's she refers to as "thighs" are held together by her red Payless Pumps she wedges herself into everyday.
You can see the conviction in her eyes and she clops around on the counter of the witness stand. Quite a site to behold.
If found, please contact your local ASPCA ( The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals). They would like to tranq and tag her for further research.
Known associates: "The Creature Gollum" from The Shire of Middle Earth and Franklin 'Mace' Diaz (husband)